As the days come and go…….
Wow! Long time no see my tumblr friends! Long story short, moved out and got internet(: Can’t wait to get back in the groove of things…….lets do this!
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Remember Aqua from the Cheetah Girls?
I stuck my finger up a Polar Bear’s ASS(:
Me: “how’s your finger doing? is it getting any better?”
Dad: “actually, it’s almost healed all the way!”
Me: “yay! so that cream you had worked?”
Dad: “actually, what had happened was, i stuck my finger up a polar bear’s ass”
Me: “wait, what?”
Dad: “yeah! i was trying to kill it, but the only way i knew how was through his icehole……”
*hand over mouth
my new puppy!(: Huckabee Jack Alcorn!(: Huck for short
of my entire fucking life. details later. i need rest. night.
Long Ass Car Ride
Chelsey: “If you had to have sex with one person, who would it be?”
Chelsey: “mumble mumble mumble”
Ashley: “Elliot Stagler from SVU”
Ashley: “Now, that’s a holy fuck!”
omg so cute. i want!
D3Vin thinks THIS CUPCAKE IS A HOOT !
someone make me these!!!!(:
unnnnnnnnnnnnnnnfffffffffffffff……………this is amazing!(:
(Source: dr-ank, via katywaller)